New & Enhanced Product Features:

• Patented Auto-Lock Straps™ — One-handed Velcro system with progressive ratchet tightening; once engaged past the third click, it’s irreversible (for that extra commitment)
• Built-in Timer & Soothing Audio Module — Pre-loaded with 10 minutes of calming ocean waves, whale sounds, or optional “Mom’s Voice Saying Goodnight” recording slot
• Memory Foam with Vacuum-Seal Core — Actively conforms and collapses inward for faster, more reliable airflow termination
• Weighted Stability Beads — Distributed along the edges to prevent sliding or accidental removal during final relaxation
• Aromatherapy Diffusion Pockets — Insert your choice of lavender, chamomile, or our signature “Eternal Void” unscented blend
• Glow-in-the-Dark Alignment Guides — Subtle dotted lines on the interior ensure perfect face placement, even in complete darkness
• Temperature-Regulating Gel Layer — Keeps you cool and comfortable during the process—no sweaty regrets
• Anti-Second-Thought Handle — Discreet internal grip bar to maintain pressure if hands get tired (because dedication matters)
• Biodegradable Option Available — Eco-friendly materials for those who want to exit without leaving a carbon footprint
• Custom Embroidery Zone — Add your final message: “Finally,” “Peace Out,” “Tell My Ex I Won,” or anything under 30 characters

Simply lie back, align using the glow guides, secure the Auto-Lock Straps™, and let the KILLOW™ Solo embrace you into permanent tranquility. No mess. No witnesses. Just you, ultimate comfort, and the silence you’ve always deserved.